July 2011
10 posts
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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Lost in Translation: The 50 Americanisms That... →
nightline: As collected by the BBC: 14. I caught myself saying “shopping cart” instead of shopping trolley today and was thoroughly disgusted with myself. I’ve never lived nor been to the US either. 23. To put a list into alphabetical order is to “alphabetize it” - horrid! 36. Surely the most irritating is: “You do the Math.” Math? It’s MATHS. Dissecting dialect is a good time. I often wish...
Jul 20th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 12th
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Jul 12th
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Jul 11th
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Dear Citi,
No, I didn’t spend over a thousand dollars at The Wal-Mart in Oklahoma City. I’m more of a Target guy. …Nor did I eat at the IHOP. I’m a bit of a breakfast food snob, and I’ve never been to Oklahoma City. Thank you for locking down my credit card so quickly.  Some surprisingly clever redneck in Oklahoma City had quite the 4th of July. Now I get to spend two hours...
Jul 6th
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BREAKING: Cardinals to activate Albert Pujols for... →
Jul 5th
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Jul 3rd
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